[N0TrustX]

Drinks coffee black. Like, *really* black. Some say it's just repurposed motor oil with a hint of existential dread.

Once rickrolled a federal agency's public announcement system. They weren't amused. Or maybe they were. The report was heavily redacted.

Has a cat named 'Root'. The cat has admin privileges on the home network and an unusual fondness for sitting on warm server racks.

Believes pineapple on pizza is a valid reason to DDoS a restaurant's online ordering system. A chaotic good alignment, probably.